

Frownies anti-aging facial patches for wrinkles on the forehead & between the eyes – £17.50
I stare at some kind of screen for about 12 hours a day… every day. Laptop… television… phone… Add this to the fact that it took me about a year too long to go for an eye test & get myself a pair of glasses, I’ve started developing ‘elevens’. No, I didn’t know either that that’s the name of those vertical lines one gets between one’s eyebrows from squinting!
I’ll be slapping them on each night before bed and whenever I’m spending the day indoors… at least until they start producing them with retro patterns like those plasters you can get from Ikea – then I’ll rock them in public like a fashion accessory!
Who needs painful, expensive botox when there are Frownies?!



























































