Tube-wringer – $21.95, Uncommongoods

What was that? It was the sound of people shouting in unison, “We need one of those in our bathroom!”.  This tube wringer will solve, maybe not world peace but at the very least, those infamous matrimonial arguments that are had over toothpaste tube squeezing methods.

Thank us later for the savings made on lawyer’s fees, child support and alimony payments! 😉